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Welcome to our online store for sports parents! We sell funny and snarky t-shirts that express the joys and frustrations of being a parent on the sidelines. Our collection is perfect for soccer moms, baseball dads, and all-athlete parents. Our high-quality shirts are comfortable and make great gifts. Shop now and add some humor to your sports parenting wardrobe!



Women's Colorful slides
From Regular price $40

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A must-have for the summer: these women’s slides. A pair of these will keep you comfy throughout your day of beach or pool activities, thanks to the cushioned upper strap and the textured footbed.

• Cushioned and durable faux leather upper strap
• Lightweight polyurethane (PU) outsole
• Contoured, textured footbed
• Stitched around the upper perimeter for extra durability
• Spot clean only
• Printed, cut, and handmade
• Blank product sourced from China

Important: This product is available in the following countries: United States, Canada, Australia, United Kingdom, New Zealand, Japan, Austria, Andorra, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Holy See (Vatican city), Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Liechtenstein, Luxemburg, Malta, Monaco, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, San Marino, Slovakia, Slovenia, Switzerland, Spain, Sweden, and Turkey. If your shipping address is outside these countries, please choose a different product.

Disclaimer: The shoes will have a glue-like smell when opening the box. The smell will disappear a few days after the shoes are unpacked.

Size guide

  US WOMEN UK EUROPE JAPAN FOOT LENGTH (inches) SHOES LENGTH (inches)
5.5 5.5 3 36 22.5 8 ⅞ 9 ½
6.5 6.5 4 37 23.5 9 ⅛ 9 ¾
7 7 4.5 38 24 9 ¼ 10
8 8 5.5 39 25 9 ⅝ 10 ¼
8.5 8.5 6 40 25.5 9 ¾ 10 ½
9.5 9.5 7 41 26.5 10 ⅛ 10 ¾
10 10 7.5 42 27 10 ¼ 11
11 11 8.5 43 28 10 ⅝ 11 ¼
11.5 11.5 9 44 28.5 10 ¾ 11 ½
You say "Dad Bod" Relaxed T-Shirt
From Regular price $17 +

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This just might be the softest and most comfortable t-shirt you'll ever own. Combine the relaxed fit and smooth fabric of this tee with jeans to create an effortless every-day outfit, or dress it up with a jacket and dress pants for a business casual look.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Athletic heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Other heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  SHIRT WIDTH (inches) SHIRT LENGTH (inches) US SIZES EU SIZE UK SIZE
S 18 ½ 25 ¼ 6-8 36-38 10-12
M 20 26 10-12 40-42 14-16
L 22 26 ¾ 14-16 44-46 18-20
XL 24 27 ½ 18-20 48-50 22-24
2XL 26 28 ¼ 22-24 52-54 26-28
3XL 28 29 26-28 56-58 30-32
Parents Against Early Morning Games - Women's Relaxed T-Shirt
From Regular price $17 +

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This just might be the softest and most comfortable women's t-shirt you'll ever own. Combine the relaxed fit and smooth fabric of this tee with jeans to create an effortless every-day outfit, or dress it up with a jacket and dress pants for a business casual look.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Athletic heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Other heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  SHIRT WIDTH (inches) SHIRT LENGTH (inches) US SIZES EU SIZE UK SIZE
S 18 ½ 25 ¼ 6-8 36-38 10-12
M 20 26 10-12 40-42 14-16
L 22 26 ¾ 14-16 44-46 18-20
XL 24 27 ½ 18-20 48-50 22-24
2XL 26 28 ¼ 22-24 52-54 26-28
3XL 28 29 26-28 56-58 30-32